Category: Llamas

Bucket List and Obsession Update

On December 20, 2021

So, I have completed 2 items from the bucket list, the additional piercings and the tattoos.

I have added a third hole to the lobe on each side and one at the top on the left side, aka the helix. It was a little sore, but not bad. Once the top piercing is healed and no longer sore, I will replace it with a ring instead. I am already planning on getting more. Although they might not be in my ears.

A local artist, Riley Hoffman (@rileyhoffmantattoos), did the tattoos. One on the inside of my left wrist is just the word Breathe. Sometimes I just need the remember to pause and take a couple of deep breaths. It’s important to keep oxygen going to the brain so the body doesn’t go into flight or fight mode, as well as remind myself that I have control over my body and reactions even if the current situation is out of my control. The other tattoo on the inside of my right forearm reads ‘You Got This’. Essentially, be brave, be bold, and you can do it. Don’t we all need reminding of that at some point in our life? Or several points… I already have plans to add to the one on my wrist. I suspect an addiction has been created.

Now on to a favorite topic, my obsession update, Spencer Barrick. OMG! Its not enough that he is intelligent, sexy, creative, and has a sense of humor. Oh no, he also cooks! Yep, he can cook, too. Give me a moment here… *fans face with magazine* Maybe I shouldn’t ever get close enough to be able to smell him. If he smells really good, then I might be ruined for anyone else.

He posted pictures today of a hike in the Zion National Park. No, it’s not stalking if he posts it to his Instagram account… Anyway, they were beautiful shots, both in the scenery and the main subject. It made me think it was time to get my camera back out. I would love to be able to take pictures of him with his clothes on. But if he insisted taking some off, I don’t know if I would complain too much…

Although I will admit that my faith has been questioned lately in regards to his royal hotness. I came up with a great idea on how to expand the advertising for the condom company to women. It was to combine the sale of condoms with a case to carry them in your purse or pocket. There is a company out there named Just in Case that creates such a product. How perfect is the naming, PS and Just in Case? I relayed this to him in the messaging feature of Instagram and I’ve not had any type of response. He might not have even read them. Bet he gets lots of messages from crazy fans, but I don’t think I qualify in that category. Really! Since no one is reading this blog, I guess it doesn’t hurt to share the details here. In any case, obviously I still have faith and I’m not taking (trying not to) it personally.

Oh, let’s not forget about the llamas. I know, I bet you thought I was done with them. But, wait, there’s more! Here is a link to a guy that runs a llama farm talking about using the males as pregnancy detectors. I can’t decide if watching the guy try not to laugh or the llamas themselves are the funniest. Whatcha think?

SPIT Checking pregnant llamas – Ep.58 – Llama Life – YouTube

Pre-Porn Research? Porn Star Obsession Update on Damon Dice

By editor

On November 17, 2021

In Llamas, Sex Porn Damon Dice\Spencer Barrick

Before I delved into porn (human) too much more, I found myself looking up videos on animal mating. I don’t have a good answer on why except maybe curiosity. I don’t have a fantasy of sex with an animal, but was just curious. Really!

There are some animals I just won’t ever see the same. One species made more of an impression than the rest: llamas. Others were definitely memorable, but not in the same way. If the opportunity comes up with a goat, you might just want to say no.

Firstly, the female chooses when and who they want. If the male is unacceptable or they are already pregnant, the female llama will spit at the male. Yep, spit at him. Wouldn’t it be nice if female humans could do the same thing? Not interested, just spit at him. Would make things so much easier in the dating game, right? Fewer mixed signals.

The male gets their attention by running around making this sound called ‘orgling’. I don’t even know how to describe it. You’ll just need to watch the video below.

So, if everyone is good with each other, the mating position is called ‘in kush’ which looks very sweet, like cuddling. Copulation can last 45 minutes. Yep, 45 minutes! Then everyone goes their own way with the male looking for another opportunity.

This video includes the mating position and orgling. I am thinking he is just excited and keeps checking to make sure she is still there. Or he feels so lucky that he just doesn’t know where to start. What do you think?

If you want to know about other interesting animal behaviors, you can check out silverback gorillas. I don’t know about you, but they just made me laugh. Just straight to business and get the job done.

So – let’s move to human porn.

So, as I mentioned, I have formed a fascination with Damon Dice which is the performance name for Spencer Barrick. As I have done my internet digging on him, I fear I have become even more obsessed/consumed with him than Damon.

Don’t worry, I still appreciate you, big D.

Spencer appeals to my romantic and intellectual side, but Damon appeals to, well, a more physical side of me. And boy does he appeal….

So, as I was trying to say before I distracted myself, is that Spencer has so much going him. Once again, this is based on internet research including articles and interviews. I’ve not had the opportunity (yet) to meet him. He has started businesses, represented the adult entertainment industry to encourage change, removes some of the fantastic illusions (read unrealistic expectations) of porn, and lots of other things.

He comes across as very positive which is so very sexy. One of the companies that he helped start, P.S. (https://www.psgoodtimes.com), sells condoms. It’s a good fit (pun intended) since he is very knowledgeable about, well, sex. There are some links to articles that were written about better relationships, confidence, and, of course, better sex. I don’t know for sure that he wrote them, but the style is similar to how he talks and phrases he uses elsewhere (“the eyes are windows to the soul”). So, Spencer, if you are reading this, the sites about confidence are the best. They were kind of inspirational for me and helped me see some things I want to change in my life. More on that later.

Just so we don’t forget about Damon, I leave you with the link of my favorite video on the Bellesa site. Well, so far. This one will be hard (yep, another pun) to beat (sorry-couldn’t help it).

Fucking Me Slowly | Bellesa – Porn for Women